Summary: If you have $40 to drop and you’re desperate to look upon the ridiculous proportions of Kasumi, Tina, or Helena, then by all means pick this up; however I might caution you that you can find what you’re looking for (for free) online if you search up the right venues. If you’re looking for a video game to enjoy while feeling as though your money was well-spent, then please do look elsewhere.
Pros: It’s the DOA girls., If you’re unsure of how a woman looks in a bikini, here you go.
Cons: Poorly constructed minigames., Little fun to be had in interacting with the girls., Shoddy graphics., Irritating techno beats in the menus., Wholly useless gift-giving system is more frustrating than fun.
Excerpt: Well, we certainly didn't see this coming. I say that without a trace of irony, because Dead or Alive remains one of my favorite memories from the early console days, especially because it gave me an excuse to keep playing my Dreamcast after that system tanked. Sure, there was a definite element of over-the-top sex appeal in Dead or Alive , but that has been the stock in trade for just about every fighting game in existence.
Excerpt: Once again the Marvel Universe comes alive in a video game. With a wide variety of super-heroes for you to choose from, it’s likely at least some of your favorites have made the cut. More importantly, is this a great Marvel game, good enough even for newcomers to the universe, or is it just mediocre and another one people will pass on easily? The story to Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 is set around the Mutant Civil War and expands on it very well.
Excerpt: Dead or Alive used to be a contender. Yes it used to tussle with Tekken , Mortal Kombat , Street Fighter and Soul Calibur [Yes we know there are many more -Ed] for beat ‘em up supremacy and having been a late entry it really did quite well with a very versatile counter system, nice character motion, intense bouts of combat and the same type of risible plot.
Excerpt: Jungle party is the latest party game for the Sony PSP, which stems from the Jungle Party games for the Playstation 2. It’s often difficult to quantify the qualities of a party game as much of the single player is deemed to be pracice. The real proof is in how it appeals to groups of gamers. The good news for fans of the series is that it’s not terrible, it is however distinctly and utterly average.
Excerpt: The second piece of downloadable content released for last year’s maligned/revered sequel to Valve’s co-op Zombie slasher, The Sacrifice provides a narrative conclusion to the events the “other” survivors – in this case the four characters from the original game – experienced before ending up operating the bridge for L4D2′s survivors in the other downloadable content (DLC) released thus far, The Passing .
Dead or Alive: Paradise Review - I'm A Gamer, Get Me Out Of Here!
8 January 2011
Conclusion: The Short Version: If you find yourself bored, sexually frustrated, and in need of some titillation and excitement then go and type 'porn' into Google. This isn't even a good game for giggling adolescents: the graphics are poor, the gameplay is non-existent and there's about as much point to this entire enterprise as a porous condom,If you get given a copy of this game tie it to a firework, set the firework off and film the explosive event.
Pros: The boob physics is hilarious, The thought of people buying this is hilarious, The thought of people getting caught playing this is hilarious